If you build a fort with me, I’ll let you fuck me in it.
i like that this doesn’t specify whether “pillow” or “actual defensive structure meant to protect an area against sustained attacks”
why are you all following me
is someone paying you
is it my mom
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”
B A M
Person: Do you have any idea what those tattoos will look like when you are 50?
Me: Have you seen James Hetfield
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[serial killer voice] got room for one more
Well that took a turn
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*